Monday, February 15, 2010

Hoisin Napkins

Nah, don't bother going all the way to the other room to get a tissue to blow your nose. Just use those napkins right there in front of you!

Um, but, Brain, those were in a sealed delivery bag with a bunch of weird Vietnamese sauces...

So? They're napkins! And they're totally dry!

...and now my hands and the inside of my nose (i.e. everything) smell like old vagina. Thanks, combination of fumes from hoisin, hot sauce, and I-hope-that-was-actually sweet & sour, for the...creative contribution to my olfactory experience today.